Pomdibfot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, clever mink.

Pomdibfot created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomdibfot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomdibfot, he will turn you into a tree.

Pomdibfot's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pomdibfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never touch water while unclean.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomdibfot.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.