Zoggil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured dingo.

Zoggil created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoggil, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zoggil, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zoggil's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zoggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Zoggil loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Pray towards the east.