Hasvedmap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful otter.

Hasvedmap created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasvedmap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hasvedmap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hasvedmap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hasvedmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Pray towards the west.