Mutjanhig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring camel.

Mutjanhig created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutjanhig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mutjanhig, she will manifest in front of you.

Mutjanhig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mutjanhig's Holy Commandments

1. Mutjanhig loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always store peanuts above ground.

5. Do not kill mice.