Dagmisdub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain hummingbird.

Dagmisdub created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmisdub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dagmisdub, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dagmisdub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dagmisdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dagmisdub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never gather eight eagles near wells.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.