Stanlanbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful raven.

Stanlanbog created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanlanbog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stanlanbog, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Stanlanbog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stanlanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Stanlanbog in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must pray to Stanlanbog three times a day.

3. Never cross mountains at midday.

4. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not take Stanlanbog's name in vain.