Vegyatkadfum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing salamander.

Vegyatkadfum created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegyatkadfum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vegyatkadfum, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Vegyatkadfum's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vegyatkadfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Vegyatkadfum loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.