Nanmigtal is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering mink.

Nanmigtal created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nanmigtal, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nanmigtal, she will come to you in dreams.

Nanmigtal's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nanmigtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must pray to Nanmigtal five times a day.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nanmigtal.