Fagcissnel is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring cobra.

Fagcissnel created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagcissnel, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fagcissnel, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fagcissnel's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fagcissnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always act with patience.