Rigmitbast is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent rat.

Rigmitbast created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigmitbast, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rigmitbast, he will send you a sign.

Rigmitbast's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rigmitbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Do not resist balance.