Gutlargrak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful fox.

Gutlargrak created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutlargrak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gutlargrak, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gutlargrak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gutlargrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

2. Never think about spacetime near moths while wearing purple jumpers and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.