Rillnartsat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful beaver.

Rillnartsat created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillnartsat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillnartsat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rillnartsat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rillnartsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never sprint in autumn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.