Sagwonhak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, blissful raccoon.

Sagwonhak created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagwonhak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sagwonhak, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sagwonhak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sagwonhak's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away if three pigs approach from the east.

4. Never record signs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.