Dogjammif is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent cat.

Dogjammif created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogjammif, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dogjammif, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dogjammif's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dogjammif's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never chant near swans.

4. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

5. Always wear plain hats during rituals.