Loggedhug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic capybara.

Loggedhug created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loggedhug, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Loggedhug, he will be very sad.

Loggedhug's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Loggedhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with indigo.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Fast once a month.