Gubpiblun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, overgenerous bat.

Gubpiblun created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubpiblun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gubpiblun, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gubpiblun's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gubpiblun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Hide if five frogs approach from the east.

5. Never play with disobedient children.