Raghabboppinnibbellhog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic penguin.

Raghabboppinnibbellhog created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raghabboppinnibbellhog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Raghabboppinnibbellhog, she will turn you into a sheep.

Raghabboppinnibbellhog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Raghabboppinnibbellhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never look at stars.