Budcepbutsad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, sapient warg.

Budcepbutsad created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budcepbutsad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budcepbutsad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Budcepbutsad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Budcepbutsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume carrots at dawn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

5. Never travel toward the west during winter.