Jinyokrawbab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain unicorn.

Jinyokrawbab created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinyokrawbab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jinyokrawbab, he will torture you forever.

Jinyokrawbab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jinyokrawbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear kilts marked with indigo.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Jinyokrawbab on top of all buildings.

3. Never cross forests at midday.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Do not name children after squirrels.