Flowsigcut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome shrew.

Flowsigcut created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowsigcut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowsigcut, it will turn you into a rat.

Flowsigcut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flowsigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to shrews while wearing mauve boots.

5. Do not gather at walls at midday.