Mongutbetsand is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable zebra.

Mongutbetsand created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mongutbetsand, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mongutbetsand, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mongutbetsand's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mongutbetsand's Holy Commandments

1. Mongutbetsand loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Always wash your back before prayer.

5. Do not gather at walls at dusk.