Nurlinsagtarg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow swan.

Nurlinsagtarg created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlinsagtarg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurlinsagtarg, it will be very unhappy.

Nurlinsagtarg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nurlinsagtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to bats while wearing corsets.

2. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing shirts.

3. Run away from gray tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear purple kilts.

5. Never look in ponds.