Pangdumpad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate tortoise.

Pangdumpad created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangdumpad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pangdumpad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pangdumpad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pangdumpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with ants.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not name children after geese.

5. Never jump in holy places.