Himruttip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced jackal.

Himruttip created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Himruttip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Himruttip, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Himruttip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Himruttip's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while blessed.

2. Do not take Himruttip's name in vain.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

5. Do not travel during spring.