Xemfliggam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud capybara.

Xemfliggam created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Xemfliggam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xemfliggam, she will turn you into a worm.

Xemfliggam's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xemfliggam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing green stockings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Never travel toward the south during winter.

4. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.