Sadzaking is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane dove.

Sadzaking created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadzaking, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sadzaking, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sadzaking's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sadzaking's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always store bread above ground.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about cell theory.