Botlipmot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, quiet dragonfly.

Botlipmot created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Botlipmot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Botlipmot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Botlipmot's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Botlipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never allow squirrels to sleep beneath your roof.

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