Dossrenmot Natarnxem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring wolf.

Dossrenmot Natarnxem created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossrenmot Natarnxem, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dossrenmot Natarnxem, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dossrenmot Natarnxem's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dossrenmot Natarnxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Do not keep seven swans in a large pit.

3. Never stain your feet with turquoise.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dossrenmot Natarnxem.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.