Rigboggudnelwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, clever aardvark.

Rigboggudnelwod created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigboggudnelwod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigboggudnelwod, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rigboggudnelwod's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rigboggudnelwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

4. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

5. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the west.