Bellriplad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful beaver.

Bellriplad created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Bellriplad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bellriplad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bellriplad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bellriplad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not name children after badgers.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.