Dadgeprigrentimsadkanboss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witless rhinoceros.

Dadgeprigrentimsadkanboss created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Dadgeprigrentimsadkanboss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dadgeprigrentimsadkanboss, she will be very unhappy.

Dadgeprigrentimsadkanboss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dadgeprigrentimsadkanboss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dadgeprigrentimsadkanboss on top of all buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never laugh in spring.