Logdapnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, generous manatee.

Logdapnad created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logdapnad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Logdapnad, it will send you a sign.

Logdapnad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Logdapnad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Always obey Logdapnad's priests.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Always stare at clouds.