Tunflabcat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust frog.

Tunflabcat created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunflabcat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tunflabcat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tunflabcat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tunflabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tunflabcat's name in vain.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.