Cidnurtpag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful guinea pig.

Cidnurtpag created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnurtpag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidnurtpag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cidnurtpag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cidnurtpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Cidnurtpag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Respect your elders.