Sadcibbom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, kind crane.

Sadcibbom created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sadcibbom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadcibbom, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sadcibbom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sadcibbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sadcibbom.

5. Do not name children after bats.