Rowgunmin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, wise hamster.

Rowgunmin created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgunmin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rowgunmin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rowgunmin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Rowgunmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Hide from indigo nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.