Narlnabget is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sage dugong.

Narlnabget created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Narlnabget, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Narlnabget, she will cry a lot.

Narlnabget's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Narlnabget's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midnight.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat bread on days of mourning.