Motgupyar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, vain jellyfish.

Motgupyar created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motgupyar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Motgupyar, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Motgupyar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Motgupyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never feed figs to manatees while wearing black coats.

3. Hide from fawn pigs for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your head.