Rawlimxengemjamjin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless squirrel.

Rawlimxengemjamjin created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawlimxengemjamjin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rawlimxengemjamjin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rawlimxengemjamjin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rawlimxengemjamjin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.