Sadlunwad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous chinchilla.

Sadlunwad created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadlunwad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sadlunwad, she will strike you with lightening.

Sadlunwad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sadlunwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black trousers.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sadlunwad on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always store corn above ground.