Vidcidhom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, conceited crane.

Vidcidhom created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidcidhom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vidcidhom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vidcidhom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vidcidhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.