Sugmipkad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome badger.

Sugmipkad created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugmipkad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugmipkad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Sugmipkad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sugmipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three cats approach from the east.

2. Never touch water while unclean.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Hide from yellow rats for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.