Bodsafpidnur is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless aardvark.

Bodsafpidnur created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Bodsafpidnur, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bodsafpidnur, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bodsafpidnur's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bodsafpidnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

3. Do not prepare wheat while wearing scarves.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.