Sanrotdod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful human.

Sanrotdod created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanrotdod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sanrotdod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sanrotdod's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sanrotdod's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to grasshopers while wearing green tights.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never wear white trousers.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.