Kikgidjin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic badger.

Kikgidjin created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikgidjin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kikgidjin, he will curse you with boils.

Kikgidjin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kikgidjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place turnips upon stone.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.