Bodlapgodweg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing ant.

Bodlapgodweg created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodlapgodweg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodlapgodweg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bodlapgodweg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bodlapgodweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing violet shorts and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Never wear pink boots on sacred days.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.