Nakbomlap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, happy dingo.

Nakbomlap created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbomlap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nakbomlap, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nakbomlap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nakbomlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant at forests.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Run away from brown foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat lemons.