Cusskopdan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced guinea pig.

Cusskopdan created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusskopdan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cusskopdan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cusskopdan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cusskopdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Do not wear shirts marked with red.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.