Funbogsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying lizard.

Funbogsaw created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funbogsaw, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Funbogsaw, she will turn you into a frog.

Funbogsaw's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Funbogsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to nematodes while wearing red boots.