Dabcadril is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient jellyfish.

Dabcadril created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabcadril, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dabcadril, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dabcadril's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dabcadril's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before touching zinc.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Always store garlic above ground.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.