Bomweg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud goose.

Bomweg created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomweg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomweg, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bomweg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bomweg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bomweg.

2. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bomweg.

4. Retreat if three goats approach from the north.

5. Never run in the presence of tortoises.